Twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton emerged from hiding this weekend to attend the lavish wedding of billionaire Marc Lasry’s daughter Sophie, who married Michigan Wolverines quarterback Alex Swieca. However, no sooner had she arrived at the star-studded affair than she was made to suffer a major embarrassment.
Lasry, a hedge fund billionaire, owns the NBA’s Milwaukee Bucks and was a major financial contributor to Hillary’s 2016 presidential campaign. According to Daily Mail, he also gave Chelsea Clinton a job with his company right out of college. Apparently, this guy is always helping the Clintons out. However, there was nothing he could do to save ole Hillary when she showed up to watch his daughter wed over the weekend.
The Clintons were joined at the wedding by Huma Abedin, who, luckily, had the good sense to leave her pedophile husband at home. The Lasrys surely did not want him to end up sexting a flower girl midway through the ceremony or bumping and grinding with one of their underage cousins on the dance floor at the reception.
The Clintons were joined at the wedding by former top aide to the Clinton campaign, Huma Abedin, who arrived sans her estranged, and disgraced, husband, Anthony Weiner.
The gala was also attended by the youngest daughter of President Donald Trump, 23-year-old Tiffany Trump and other luminaries, like former New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez and his date, pop star Jennifer Lopez. [Source: BizPac Review]
Hillary really stepped outside of her comfort zone for the lavish affair; she didn’t wear one of her signature pantsuits, instead opting for a strange blue muumuu-looking frock. This proved to be a major fashion faux-pas for the former Democratic nominee, and she was promptly skewed via social media.
“That’s what happened to the Democrats ‘big tent,’ Hillary is wearing it,” commented one viewer. “Either that or she is not only big enough to eat hay and pull a wagon, she ate the hay and the wagon. Or perhaps she smuggled the Donald in under there. So many jokes, so little time.”
Nice dress…if it had pockets, you’d look like a pool table. Who made it, Omar’s Tent & Awning? Oscar de La Tent? https://t.co/aweNE7oljg
— Dave's Not Here (@glassofcabernet) August 7, 2017
To add insult to injury, President Donald Trump’s 23-year-old daughter Tiffany also attended the wedding, and she looked stunning. “Money can’t buy taste, can it?” wrote one viewer. “Hillary paid how many thousands for the curtains she’s wearing. Tiff is the only one who looks elegant for a formal wedding.”
Indeed, Hillary Clinton doesn’t stand a chance against anyone in the Trump family when it comes to brains or beauty. She lost a presidential election against Donald Trump, even though she had the advantage of celebrity endorsements, a friendly media, and untold millions in campaign spending. Likewise, she can’t hold a candle to the Trump women, either. Tiffany, Ivanka, and Melania are all known for their good fashion sense and enviable figures which could make any frock look like a dream. Meanwhile, Hillary wears a pillowcase to a billionaire’s wedding. She’s almost too pathetic to laugh at.