Make It Stop! Threat of Hillary Clinton 4.0 Looms on the Horizon

From 1991-1994 the Buffalo Bills went to and lost 4 straight Super Bowls. For the betterment of the league, they have graciously never returned to the NFL’s marquee match-up. Another more terrible team from New York hasn’t quite gotten the hint that there’s nothing but losing in store for her in the big game.

Hillary Clinton (Photo Credit: NothingSpecial123/Flickr)

Hillary Clinton, who lost the 2008 Democratic primaries and the 2016 presidential election, is threatening another run at the White House. Team Hillary still has two more losses to equal the futility of the Bills, but she did tank against Barack Obama and Donald Trump, so maybe they are already even.

Mark Penn, a pollster and senior adviser to Bill and Hillary Clinton from 1995-2008, and Andrew Stein, former Democratic Manhattan borough president and president of the New York City Council, penned an op/ed, declaring “Hillary Will Run Again.”

A quick check shows this is not from a parody site like The Onion or The Babylon Bee. It’s from The Wall Street Journal. These two clowns are apparently serious about this as proven by this second even more ridiculous claim: “Reinventing herself as a liberal firebrand, Mrs. Clinton will easily capture the 2020 nomination.”

Easily win? The only easy win Hillary ever had was her NY Senate election, but that was a vacated seat in a deep blue state in which her opponent quit the race because he had cancer. When she has to appeal to the general population, with a healthy opponent, things just don’t seem to go her way.

As Penn and Stein explain, this time will be different because once again Hillary has rebranded herself:

Get ready for Hillary Clinton 4.0. More than 30 years in the making, this new version of Mrs. Clinton, when she runs for president in 2020, will come full circle—back to the universal-health-care-promoting progressive firebrand of 1994. True to her name, Mrs. Clinton will fight this out until the last dog dies. She won’t let a little thing like two stunning defeats stand in the way of her claim to the White House.

Have you noticed how many times Hillary has to reinvent herself? Maybe if she were a genuine person, it wouldn’t require extensive rebranding. Then again, if she were a real person instead of a corrupt, lying, pandering sack of crap, she’d be the President of the United States right now.

Hillary’s dishonesty is one of the major reasons why Penn and Stein are convinced Hillary will run again in 2020:

Don’t pay much attention to the “I won’t run” declarations. Mrs. Clinton knows both Mr. Clinton and Mr. Obama declared they weren’t running, until they ran. She may even skip Iowa and enter the race later, but rest assured that, one way or another, Hillary 4.0 is on the way.

That’s actually not bad advice: Don’t pay much attention to what Hillary says because chances are she’s lying. Still, that’s kind of a funny way to promote Hillary’s virtues.

Both Penn and Stein are on Hillary’s side, but she’s such a horrible person that defending her is impossible without insulting her:

Claims of a Russian conspiracy and the unfairness of the Electoral College shielded Mrs. Clinton from ever truly conceding she had lost. She was robbed, she told herself, yet again. But after two years of brooding—including at book length—Mrs. Clinton has come unbound. She will not allow this humiliating loss at the hands of an amateur to end the story of her career. You can expect her to run for president once again. Maybe not at first, when the legions of Senate Democrats make their announcements, but definitely by the time the primaries are in full swing.

Remember, these two Hillary fanboys are trying to sing her praises and the nicest thing they can come up with is that she believes in conspiracy theories and has never accepted her own role in the 2016 failed campaign.

Hillary has lost both of her presidential bids for the exact same reasons: She’s fake, she’s a liar, and she has a ton of baggage that makes her unelectable. Just because she’s given herself another rebrand doesn’t change the fact that people genuinely don’t like her and don’t want her representing them. At least the Buffalo Bills losing Super Bowls was entertaining. Hillary flopping again will be sadder than the last time.

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Brian Anderson is the author of horror novels Man-Made Monsters and Cryptic Creatures and has written for some major Hollywood studios. He is a family man, musician, muscle car enthusiast, and supporter of the 2nd Amendment.