Immigrant Takes Crap In The Street, Angry Pennsylvanians Take Matters Into Their Own Hands

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Pissed off locals have taken matters into their own hands following several disgusting incidents in Pennsylvania. After immigrants were caught defecating right in the middle of public streets, the small town residents knew something needed to be done — and fast.

Image for the purpose of visual representation only (left); Pennsylvania resident Jeff Scales speaks during a council meeting to address problems with the new immigrants in town (right).

Residents of California, Pennsylvania, a small borough of the Pittsburgh metropolitan area, are outraged that the federal government has decided to move 40 Romanian “gypsies” into the town of 7,000. You’d be furious, too, if you saw what the immigrants were doing.

The self-described “gypsies” fled Romania to escape persecution, or so they say. They are all undocumented but allowed to stay in the United States as a byproduct of our broken immigration system, courtesy of the Barack Obama administration.

According to The Blaze, the Romanian immigrants ended up in the California borough as part of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Alternative to Detention program, which allows immigrants to live in U.S. communities instead of being detained while they await a final decision about their immigration status.

Last week, more than 150 California, Pennsylvania, residents attended a community meeting about the undocumented immigrants, where they complained that the gypsies were wreaking havoc on the community with their unsavory ways. Residents told of the immigrants evacuating their bowels in the streets and cutting the heads off chickens in public areas as examples of the gypsies not assimilating to the American way of life.

In an effort to combat the negative effects the gypsies’ ways have had on their small town and community, about 600 residents have signed a petition demanding the immigrants change their living habits, according to Daily Mail. Hopefully, it’s not too late to salvage the family-friendly atmosphere that California, Pennsylvania, was once known for.

“We’re a very diverse town, we’re very open, but they aren’t assimilating to our laws,” said resident Pam Druidic. “We are understanding that these are immigrants. But this is not the same scenario as our grandparents. They didn’t come here to raise havoc.”

Indeed, as a minimum requirement, we should only be accepting immigrants who will assimilate to American culture, instead of bringing the nasty traditions from their country of origin here. After all, why would so many want to come to America if we did not offer a better way of life?

These Romanian gypsies have proven that they have no intention of adopting American culture, as we are not known for relieving ourselves in the streets, so they ought to be deported. Something tells me they must not be facing such terrible persecution in Romania if they’re so willing to squander their prospects of staying here by refusing to put their human waste where it belongs. I mean, is using a toilet really too much to ask?

By law, the U.S. takes in one million immigrants each year. That’s quite a few, though bleeding-heart liberals will never admit how incredibly benevolent our existing immigration laws already are. If we were smart, though, we would only allow in the best of the best. With only one million spots to fill, and people from all over the world vying to get into our country, we should be picking the cream of the crop when it comes to handing out coveted citizenship, not those who have no concept of how to use the bathroom.

The absolute last people who should be allowed into the U.S. are folks like these Romanian gypsies, who are terrorizing a small town by pooping in the streets, both an unsanitary and unsightly practice. There are skilled surgeons and brilliant scientists in other countries who would love to be given U.S. citizenship and who would use it to contribute great things to our country. However, we’re not taking in these brilliant minds; we’re letting in imbeciles who aren’t even potty trained.

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