Democrats like “Mad” Maxine Waters, Adam “Shifty” Shiff, and Chucky Schumer are going bonkers as Robert Mueller’s investigation into “Trump-Russia” collusion has failed. This has caused sheer panic as they realize President Donald Trump will not be impeached. In fact, they now see him succeeding. So, in a last-ditch effort, Whacky Waters contrived a plan to show “proof” that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a Russian spy, and that “proof” is going to blow your mind.
You know things on the bogus Robert Mueller investigation have taken a turn for the worse when Rep. Adam “Shifty” Schiff was caught red-handed by President Trump leaking intel to the mainstream media. After that happened, Mueller’s team of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama sycophants were outed as the real colluders with Russia. We’re talking about FBI agent Peter Strzok, his mistress FBI attorney Lisa Page, and DOJ attorney Bruce Ohr, just to name a few.
So, the cabal’s plot has been exposed, and now, those like Maxine Waters and Chuck Schumer, who were beating the drum of “Russia, Russia, Russia,” are left grasping at straws. Whacky Waters promised “Impeach 45,” so she isn’t going to go “quietly into the good night.” No, Maxine can’t face the fact that the “Impeach 45” campaign that made her the darling of the Democratic Party is over.
So, what does she do now after watching her dreams circling the swamp drain, knowing her career may be next? Well, it would appear she decided to scream at Jon Cooper, the Chairman of The Democratic Coalition, who has been Waters “inside man” and helping her push out the lies about the bogus “Trump-Russia” investigation, telling him to “come up with something” to keep her “Impeach 45” campaign alive.
That “something” is just brilliant if you love seeing the Democrats look like idiots. Cooper leaks to Politico that White House press secretary Sarah Sanders’ makeup artist used to work for Russia Today, thus the press secretary is a Russian spy, as is the woman who does her makeup.
Cooper tweeted out the Politico article along with a statement that says, “Professional stylist Katie Price, who previously worked as a hair and makeup artist for Russia Today, is now a full-time White House official. Her daily duties include getting press secretary Sarah Sanders coiffed and camera-ready.”
Professional stylist Katie Price, who previously worked as a hair and makeup artist for Russia Today, is now a full-time White House official. Her daily duties include getting press secretary Sarah Sanders coiffed and camera-ready. https://t.co/feqoqXHIDk pic.twitter.com/srN3ZJUW1f
— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) January 7, 2018
We can’t make this stuff up, folks. Politico reported, “Professional stylist Katie Price, who previously worked as a hair and makeup artist for Russia Today and CNN, is now a full-time White House official with a desk in the press office and the title of production assistant, which includes her daily duties getting press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, counselor Kellyanne Conway and other White House staffers coiffed and camera-ready.”
“Dem strategist links Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ makeup artist to Russia conspiracy,” reported Twitchy, adding, “Politico has a piece out on Katie Price, a hair and makeup artist for White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and it’s being spun as part of a Russia conspiracy by Dem strategist Jon Cooper.”
Cooper and Waters are a tag team, with Mad Maxine as the mouthpiece for the “Impeach 45” campaign and Cooper the guy who backs her up and does her bidding. Waters decided to hit up Robert Mueller with a poem she wrote just for him, as she sees her “Impeach 45” campaign collapse. “A message to Mueller,” she began, furnishing her masterwork with a preface so pithy it leaves readers unprepared for the devastating string of rhymes that follows.
“Stay strong and stand tall. Continue to investigate them all. You are indeed answering the people’s call. The Kremlin Klan is going to fall. Around you the Democrats are building a wall. We look forward to the day, to prison they will all be hauled,” tweeted Auntie Maxine to Mueller.
A message to Mueller: Stay strong and stand tall. Continue to investigate them all. You are indeed answering the people's call. The Kremlin Klan is going to fall. Around you the Democrats are building a wall. We look forward to the day, to prison they will all be hauled.
— Maxine Waters (@RepMaxineWaters) January 3, 2018
Yep, Waters is that desperate, she decided a poem to Mueller is what was needed, along with accusing Sarah Sanders and her makeup artist of being Russian spies. As for Katie Price, the scary make-up artist, she worked at Russia Today, but she’s also worked for CNN. She’s also owned her own makeup business previously, and she has never been to Russia.
Mad Maxine Waters sees the writing on the wall. President Donald Trump has exposed the liars and traitors in the deep state who were setting him up, and Whacky Waters is in the death throes of her ill-advised impeachment campaign. After she loses her Congressional seat in November 2018, she’ll have all the time she needs to work on her new hobby, writing political poetry.