Michelle Obama Just Signed To Star In TV Series, This Will Blow Your Mind

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Michelle Obama enjoys a high-calorie lunch (left), but she was known for policing high-calorie food in the White House.

Michelle Obama hasn’t been out of the White House for very long, but she is already jumping into a TV series. Although most former First Ladies go back home and live quietly doing charity and staying out of the limelight, Michelle just can’t help herself. Liberals are praising this new move while conservatives are shaking their heads as they find out the type of show that she will be guest starring on.

Michelle has signed to guest star as a judge on the show “Master Chef-Junior,” a Fox TV series starring master chef Gordon Ramsey who is known for his fiery temper and throwing contestants off the show amidst belittling comments. Now, he will have to share his camera time with the former First Lady.

The former First Lady will feature as a guest judge on Fox’s fifth series of Masterchef Junior, according to the Los Angeles Times.

Regular judge Graham Elliot will not be appearing in the new series which began last night in the US, and instead special guests such as Michelle and Martha Stewart will star in his absence. [via Harper’s Bazaar]

Conservatives are finding it quite humorous since Michelle has not done any cooking in the last eight years. Her claim to fame as First Lady was her crackdown on what Americans kids were eating at school. The school lunches were transformed into tiny and tasteless meals of protein and veggies, cracking down on the number of calories consumed.

Michelle Obama (left) enjoys a snack; Michelle (right) is known for screwing up school lunches and growing a vegetable garden at the White House. Now, she will guest star as a judge on a cooking show.

Kids freaked out over Michelle’s school lunches, and for good reason. One meal would contain three pieces of ham, one piece of cauliflower, and an apple. Can you imagine a high school football star, weighing  200 pounds, lasting through 3 hours of grueling practice after one of Michelle’s calories restrictive lunches?

Michelle’s lunch program also gave a few liberal nutjob teachers license to police kids’ packed lunches and send notes home, threatening parents over what they deemed was a poor nutritional choice for their kids’ lunches.

As Western Journalism reports, after cafeteria staff once noticed a girl brought a lunch to school with food items they did not approve, the teacher penned the following letter to her parents:

Dr. and Mrs. Puckett –

The cafeteria reported to me that Alia’s lunch today included four chocolate bars, a bag of marshmallows, Ritz crackers and a pickle. Please see that she packs a proper lunch tomorrow.

The dad, a doctor, answered the liberal teacher back, saying, “She had four pieces of ham, a whole protein meat, she also had some pickles, which we admittedly cheat on pickles every once in a while as a vegetable, because some fights just aren’t worth having. She also had four marshmallows in a Ziploc bag and then she had three very small pieces of chocolate, of which she ate one for lunch and then she also gave her brother and another friend one at an after school program.”

On the line included for a “requested” parent signature, the dad wrote, “Request Declined.” And, that’s exactly what ended Michelle’s lunch program — it was denied by American kids across the country and it was quietly scrapped after so many complaints.

Far-leftists will never admit that parents are quite well equipped to make decisions for their own kids. As for Michelle Obama, she will be happy to get a lucrative deal with Fox, and with the way she spends money, she’ll need it.

Barack will not go away, either. The Obamas already have a big professional website as they launch the Obama Foundation. Get ready to have the former president butt in on everything President Donald Trump is doing because the Obamas just can’t take the hint that America is done with them.

They are hoping to cash in on their celebrity. Michelle was already getting the sycophants in the mainstream media to say the following about her new TV gig: “Michelle Obama may be out of the White House, but luckily she won’t be out of our lives forever.” That’s weird, patriots in America were hoping for the opposite. Yes, we were really hoping they would go away for good.

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Rebecca Diserio is a conservative writer and speaker who has been featured in numerous high profile publications. She's a graduate of St. Joseph High School in Lakewood, CA and worked as a Critical Care Registered Nurse at USC Medical Center. A former Tea Party spokesman, she helped manage Star Parker’s campaign for US Congress and hosted a popular conservative radio show where she interviewed Dr. Alveda King, Ann Coulter, David Limbaugh, and Michelle Malkin. A police widow, she resides in Southern California.