North Korean Dictator Increases Tensions, But Trump Takes Him Down A Notch

President Donald Trump (left) and Kim Jong-un (right)

The ridiculous North Korean dictator thought he could make another show of his non-existent strength on Tuesday. However, what he didn’t expect was President Donald Trump’s ability to hit the chubby tyrant right where it hurts with only a few words and a simple action the following day, effectively taking the “fat kid” down a notch.

Kim Jong-un continues to push the buttons of leaders across the globe, but it seems he really wants a reaction from the President of the United States. Because of his silly and weak military drills and the many failed missile launches, the tyrant got a response, but probably not the kind he was looking for.

According to Daily Mail, Kim Jong-un is preparing for a war. The dictator could be seen taking salutes as the North Korean military went through their largest ever artillery drill. The spoiled tyrant had the military launch rockets and torpedoes at mock enemy ships in a “practice war” scenario. Kim Jong-un then saluted the North Korean army as they fired more than 300 large-caliber artillery pieces along Wonsan coast.

Hundreds of tanks were lined up along the eastern coastal town of Wonsan in a show of military strength and to celebrate 85 years since the North Korean army was created. However, his show of strength was pretty weak, all things considered, because the South Korean military and President Trump had their own response to this ridiculous attempt to increase tensions and pathetic flexing of military muscle.

North Korea fired dozens of missiles across the sea to mark the anniversary of the military’s creation. (Photo Credit: Reuters)

Trump and South Korea had their own exercises early Wednesday. South Korea conducted joint military live-fire drills with the US at Seungjin fire training field in Pocheon, South Korea, near the border with North Korea. However, this was only part of the response to Kim Jong-un’s insistence on pretending he’s tough.

South Korea also announced that key parts of a contentious US missile defense system have been installed. The South’s trumpeting of progress in setting up the Terminal High-Altitude Area Defense system, or THAAD, comes as high-powered US military assets converge on the Korean Peninsula and as a combative North Korea signals possible nuclear and missile testing. On the same day, a US guided-missile submarine docked in South Korea, showing Kim Jong-un that the United States and South Korea intend to combat the fat fascist.

President Donald Trump also had some words for North Korea’s dictator that probably hurt him worse than any military drill could since the chubby communist doesn’t take criticism well. Words really do hurt Kim, and he’s not known for adequate coping skills. On Monday, President Trump said that Kim Jong-un isn’t as tough as he thinks he is, which isn’t something the fascist wants to hear after flexing his military muscle and playing tough guy with the world.

Trump also blamed the United Nations and others in the global community for failing to talk Kim Jong-un off a ledge which could lead to a war.   The “status quo” on North Korea is “unacceptable,” Trump told members of the United Nations Security Council at the White House. “The council must be prepared to impose additional and stronger sanctions,” Trump said.

If there’s one thing most can agree with President Trump on, it’s that he’s right about Kim Jong-un not being very tough. The spoiled fat dictator is no tougher than a kid throwing a temper tantrum over his ice cream melting too fast. His little “shows of strength” are just ways to pretend he’s more of a badass than he really is. After all, the communist country can’t even perform a successful missile launch. A war with North Korea would devastate the fat kid’s country, and it’s really a shame he is too in love with himself to see this.

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