Obama Reveals Plan To ‘Train A Million Baracks & Michelles,’ Made To Regret It

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Barack Obama revealed his new plan to an arena in Canada yesterday. The former president told the crowd “if we can train a million Baracks and Michelles” then he could see his goals for America realized. For the first time since he left office, the 57-year-old gave a detailed account of how he will lead the country to “recover” from the last two years with his army of Baracks and Michelles. Well, he was just made to regret it.

Michelle Obama (left), President Donald Trump (middle), Barack Obama (right) (Photo Credit: Alex Wong/Getty Images, Mark Wilson/Getty Images, Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Barack Obama, promoting the non-profit foundation that bears his name, suggested the need to “train a million Baracks and Michelles” to instill hope in these troubling times in America. Although the “anointed one” refrained from naming President Donald Trump, everyone in attendance understood the former president was referencing the last two years since Trump took office.

Speaking to a sold-out arena in Winnipeg, Canada, the former president insisted that these “challenging times” can be met with “skills, support, financing” and an army of community organizers, the Washington Examiner reports. 

“If we could form a network of those young leaders, not just in the United States, but around the world, then we got something,” he said. “If we can train a million Baracks and Michelles who are running around thinking they can change the world,” hope might be attained.

Talk about your all-time entries for the Hall of Fame of bad ideas. One Barack and Michelle nearly took down the country and led to the rise of a successor that actually cares about America. Most Americans will take a hard pass on this brilliant plan. But the 44th president wasn’t done.

“If we train them — if we give them skills, support, financing, media training, spotlights, then they’re the ones that are going to carry forward the solutions that we so desperately need,” Obama added. Well, most people would say that someone who wanted to duplicate millions of themselves to save the world suffers from a God complex. In the very least, Barack reminds us of Dr. Evil who was hellbent on taking over the world.

Oh, and this isn’t a new concept for the Obamas. The former first couple are known narcissists, and they have said this time and time again. Obama, speaking of his foundation in March of 2018, unleashed the idea to his supporters,” the Political Insider reports. 

“After I left office, what I realized is that the Obama Foundation could potentially create a platform for young, up-and-coming leaders, both in the United States and all around the world to come together, meet together, create a digital platform where they could exchange information,” Obama said. “If I could do that effectively, then I would create a hundred, or a thousand, or a million young Barack Obamas or Michelle Obamas.”

Just weeks prior to that, the former First Lady mentioned the idea. “This is why I’m not going to run for president because I think it’s a better investment to invest in creating thousands of ‘me’s,’” Michelle announced to an adoring crowd of sycophants. “We don’t just need one, we need thousands and thousands.”

Then, Obama took a shot at the current administration without naming names. The man who held back the American economy, jobs, and businesses claimed the current White House wouldn’t be able to handle an economic crisis in a “common sense” manner.

“If we had a crisis today, I’m concerned that we, at least in the United States, may not be in the habit of trying to figure things out in a common sense, practical way,” Obama claimed. He added that the current political environment in the United States is “disconnected from facts” and that these truths “are shielded from facts and reason and logic.”

Well, nobody asked him to comment on his disastrous administration or his own lies on Benghazi, Fast & Furious, keeping your own doctor, or hiding from the American people he sent $150 million dollars to those Mullahs in Iran who shout “Death to America!”

Americans made it clear that Barack’s off his rocker and that this plan will be rejected by all sane people worldwide. “ARE YOU KIDDING? THE OBAMAS HAVE SCREWED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOR THEIR RICH PERSONAL GAIN! LOOK UP THERE HISTORY AND STOP BEING NAIVE! Obama: There’s hope ‘if we can train a million Baracks and Michelles,'” tweeted Julie McDowell.

There are so many Americans sounding off on social media. Barack and Michelle’s Twitter feed must be blowing up. The former president took his act up to Canada hoping to test the waters before he launches it back here in America.

Well, let’s make sure the former first couple get the message loud and clear. Americans couldn’t wait for his term to end, and we voted for President Trump which was a total rejection of everything the Obamas stood for, and the last thing we need is a million Baracks and Michelles running around.

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Rebecca Diserio is a conservative writer and speaker who has been featured in numerous high profile publications. She's a graduate of St. Joseph High School in Lakewood, CA and worked as a Critical Care Registered Nurse at USC Medical Center. A former Tea Party spokesman, she helped manage Star Parker’s campaign for US Congress and hosted a popular conservative radio show where she interviewed Dr. Alveda King, Ann Coulter, David Limbaugh, and Michelle Malkin. A police widow, she resides in Southern California.