Cher Attempts To ‘Volunteer’ At Post Office To Save Election, Doesn’t End Well

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Cher is on fire trying to “save” the election by making sure Joe Biden wins. The 74-year-old pop singer bought into the latest Democrat conspiracy that “mailboxes are being removed by President Donald Trump” so he can win. The scandal has been proven to be a hoax, but that didn’t hinder Cher. She attempted to “volunteer” at her local post office, and that didn’t end well for her. You”ll love this.

Cher (Photo Credit: YouTube/Screenshot)

Poor Cher. As far as brainwashed celebrities go, the Oscar-winner is right up there with Rosie O’Donnell and Rob Reiner. Cher buys into every crazy conspiracy the Democrats sell, and the new mailbox hoax has really got her frantic.

To help save the election for Joe Biden, Cher took to Twitter to ask her 3.8 million followers how to volunteer at the post office. Cher began looking into volunteering at her local United States Post Office, cataloging her actions in a series of bizarre tweets.

“Can ppl volunteer at post office?!” the actress tweeted.

“NO, IM NO KIDDING… COULD I VOLUNTEER AT MY POST OFFICE !?” added the “Believe” singer in an all-caps follow-up tweet a little over an hour later.

“IS NO ONE GOING TO HELP ME WITH POST OFFICE,” continued Cher in another all-caps tweet 25 minutes later.

Cher took to social media once again to proclaim to her followers that she had figured out the answers to her own questions by calling multiple post offices to get more information.

“OK, Called 2 post offices In Malibu. They were polite,” she said. “I said ‘Hi This Is Cher, & I Would like to know If you ever take Volunteers!?”

“Lady Said She Didn’t Know & Gave Me # Of Supervisor,” Cher continued. “I Called & Said Hi This is Cher Do U Accept volunteers. ‘NO, Need Fingerprints & Background Check.’”

Cher tried to clarify her frantic tweets and obsession with the post office a few hours later: 

“SAID trump’ll STRANGLE OUR DEMOCRACY IF HE THINKS IT’LL GETS HIM A 2ND TERM. LOOK AT [100%] OF MAILBOXES RIPPED OUT OF THE CONCRETE & THROWN INTO DUMPS. SORTING MACHINES TORN APART. ONLY WALL MART EMPLOYS MORE PPL. MANY VETS WORK THERE. MANY OLDER PPL WILL DIE WITHOUT MEDS FROM PO,” she added.

The truth is that the mailboxes were removed because mailboxes are always being removed. At least 14,000 were removed during the Obama-Biden administration. Democrats are creating a new hysteria to cast Trump as a tyrant and motivate their conspiracy-theory-addled voters.

The USPS put out this statement in September 2017: “Nationwide, there were about 153,000 collection boxes at the end of fiscal year (FY) 2016; however, the U.S. Postal Service has been removing underused boxes, with about 14,000 boxes removed over the past five years.”

It makes sense. The USPS started failing financially for years thanks to the advent of the internet and emails. Another conspiracy put out by the Democrats is that Trump removing mailboxes means elderly Americans can’t get their Social Security checks.

Social Security stopped sending checks by mail in 2013. Those who began receiving Social Security checks before May of 2011 had until March 1, 2013, to sign up for electronic payments, the Treasury Department announced in 2011.

Americans torched Cher on social media. 

“They just can’t get any Dumber,” tweeted Jim Deeth.

“This woman is just bonkers. A complete nut job,” tweeted Ray Mamrak.

“Cher Looks Into Volunteering at the Post Office. Thank goodness they said NO,” tweeted D. Morey.

“I bet even Sonny is up on his cloud laughing about this one! I wonder if she is already planning her outfits!” tweeted “Yig.”

“Good it’ll keep her off the streets tell her to pick up Hanoi jane on the way,” tweeted “ChrisTellsTheTruth.”

Over the weekend, Cher took to Twitter and appeared to fantasize about the death of the president by stating that she hopes the ground “opens” while President Trump is at Gettysburg and that “we never see him again.”

The president had suggested that he may accept the Republican nomination at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, before confirming that he’d do it in the Oval Office.

Cher, who has backed Joe Biden for president, has also been busy spreading conspiracy theories about President Trump and the coronavirus, claiming that the Commander in Chief “kills Americans without a thought.”

Earlier this month, Cher declared that “Washington is so lucky I’m not in office,” adding that she “would be protesting on capital steps” and “swearing like a sailor.”

“F**k Those Heartless Republican Gutter [rats],” she added.

We guess they didn’t want Cher over at the Malibu Post Office. We don’t blame them. The USPS is one of those businesses, sadly, that has had financial problems for a long time.

They are a victim of the internet, and with most Americans getting their paycheck by direct deposit, they are struggling to stay solvent. The last thing they need is a delusional celebrity thinking she is going to save Joe Biden and Kamala Harris by running around and going postal ensuring rusted blue mailboxes aren’t removed.

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Rebecca Diserio is a conservative writer and speaker who has been featured in numerous high profile publications. She's a graduate of St. Joseph High School in Lakewood, CA and worked as a Critical Care Registered Nurse at USC Medical Center. A former Tea Party spokesman, she helped manage Star Parker’s campaign for US Congress and hosted a popular conservative radio show where she interviewed Dr. Alveda King, Ann Coulter, David Limbaugh, and Michelle Malkin. A police widow, she resides in Southern California.