Politics

Georgia Welfare Junkies Refuse To Work For Food Stamps, Wake Up To Brutal Surprise

May 26, 2017 Jodi

In the wake of President Donald Trump’s recently released budget plan, which proposes a cut of $192 billion to the federal food stamp program over the next decade, thousands of Georgia welfare junkies have refused to comply with the new work standards for assistance recipients. As a consequence, they all woke up to a brutal surprise, which surely put a damper on their day. […]

Politics

Macron Snubs Trump, But 15 Seconds Later Trump Makes Him Look Like A Weak Little Girl

May 26, 2017 Jodi

President Donald Trump is currently in the midst of his first overseas trip since taking office, and he’s showing all of the wimpy liberal leaders in Europe who’s boss. When France’s new president Emmanuel Macron ignored his American counterpart during the NATO summit in Brussels this week, Trump only waited 15 seconds before making him look like a weak little schoolgirl. […]

World News

After Manchester, ISIS Pissed To Find 3-Word Message Military Left On Hellfire Missiles

May 25, 2017 Jodi

A drone squadron based at a secret location in the Middle East has infuriated ISIS following Monday night’s terror attack in Manchester, England, which killed 22 and injured 59 others. The Islamic State claimed responsibility for the bombing, and terrorists affiliated with the world’s most brutal terror organization are now pissed after finding the 3-world message airmen penned before releasing Hellfire missiles on the extremist scumbags. […]

World News

Scumbag Lures Girls Into Woods To Look For ‘Lost Jacket,’ Tattooed Man Has Better Idea

May 25, 2017 Jodi

When ‘Viper’ MacDonald saw a strange man approach two girls at the park and attempt to lure them away, he immediately became suspicious. The stranger had asked the girls to help him find his lost jacket in a wooded area nearby, which didn’t sit right with MacDonald, who is heavily tattooed from head to toe. Luckily, he knew better than to trust a scumbag trying to lure children into the woods, and he acted fast. […]

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