(This post may contain disputed claims. We make no assertions as to the validity of the information presented by our Opinion Columnist. We are an opinion blog, not a traditional news outlet, and this post should be treated as such. Enjoy.)Nancy Pelosi left viewers shocked Wednesday morning as she announced who will serve as the House Democrats’ impeachment managers in the Senate impeachment trial. The 79-year-old Speaker looked more haggard than usual, and she could not get through a sentence without stuttering and stammering and mispronouncing names. “Vladomo Plootin,” Pelosi said, meaning “Vladamir Putin.” Her brain freezes were so bad that the Democrats can no longer ignore it. Don’t miss this.
Right after Nancy Pelosi finished her ridiculous remarks Wednesday morning, Americans on social media erupted, seriously asking if she was drunk. The Speaker’s face was ashen and her make-up horribly applied.
However, that was nothing next to what happened as she opened her mouth.
“This is about the Constitution of the United States,” Pelosi said. “And it’s import–tt-ant for…ah…the president to know, and Putin to know…and ah American voters…voters in America should decide who our president is…not Vladomo Plootin, Plootin…in Russia.”
That was just one excerpt from Nancy Pelosi’s announcement. However, the Speaker’s 10-minute speech was riddled with issues that were blatant, but the mainstream media refuses to acknowledge it.
The purpose of Pelosi’s press conference was to announce who the Democrats had chosen to be “impeachment managers” for the Senate trial. Her list was like a “who’s who” of the biggest Trump-haters in the House.
Pelosi named House Intelligence Committee chairman Rep. Adam Schiff (D-CA), House Judiciary Committee Chairman Rep. Jerry Nadler, along with Reps. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY), Val Demings (D-FL), Zoe Lofgren (D-CA), Jason Crow (D-CO), and Sylvia Garcia (D-TX). Schiff will take on the role of lead impeachment manager.
Meanwhile, Americans were questioning Pelosi’s sobriety after her announcement. That’s how terrible she sounded and looked today.
“Rambling Nancy Pelosi, does she even understand what she is saying?! Perfect drinking game if you took a drink when she said the word time. You’d be drunk by her third sentence,” tweeted Leeanda Nelson.
Rambling Nancy Pelosi, does she even understand what she is saying?! Perfect drinking game if you took a drink when she said the word time. You’d be drunk by her third sentence.
— Leeanda Nelson (@dgs2hgs) January 15, 2020
“Batshit Crazy Nancy Pelosi is drunk as hell again! The old bat can’t put one sentence together and slurring her words, What a Disgrace she is to This Nation!!!” tweeted Lisa Stringfellow.
Batshit Crazy Nancy Pelosi is drunk as hell again! The old bat can’t put one sentence together and slurring her words, What a Disgrace she is to This Nation!!!
— Lisa Stringfellow (@LisaStringfell8) January 15, 2020
“Does Nancy Pelosi look drunk or under the influence? #ImpeachmentHoax,” tweeted Donald Chapman.
Does Nancy Pelosi look drunk or under the influence? #ImpeachmentHoax
— Donald Chapman⭐⭐⭐ (@donaldchapman01) January 15, 2020
“I just got one question to all you guys did Nancy Pelosi and those other members have a cocktail party this morning because she sounded so drunk and geriatric Jerry could not hold his self up just asking,” tweeted Todd Simpson.
I just got one question to all you guys did Nancy Pelosi and those other members have a cocktail party this morning because she sounded so drunk and geriatric Jerry could not hold his self up just asking #drunkNancy #CNNisTrash @ToddSim68253128 @realDonaldTrump
— Todd Simpson (@ToddSim68253128) January 15, 2020
“Watching @SpeakerPelosi speak at the news conference this morning and she seems drunk or having medical issues,” tweeted “Liberty or Death.”
Watching @SpeakerPelosi speak at the news conference this morning and she seems drunk or having a medical issues.
— Liberty or Death (@dEpluribusunum_) January 15, 2020
“Does anyone know what that drunk @SpeakerPelosi is even blabbering about? CA people, vote that Bi*ch out of office!” tweeted Aubree Dee.
Does anyone know what that drunk @SpeakerPelosi is even blabbering about? CA people, vote that Bi*ch out of office!
— Aubree Dee (@DeeAubree) January 15, 2020
“Slurring speaker @SpeakerPelosi behind the mic again. There’s a real problem going on in the attic with this one. Drunk or mind? Either way this is a deep concern to all Americans. California, really? You people like this one?” tweeted Rick Sharp.
Slurring speaker @SpeakerPelosi behind the mic again. There’s a real problem going on in the attic with this one. Drunk or mind? Either way this is a deep concern to all Americans. California, really? You people like this one?
— Rick Sharp (@sharphome1) January 15, 2020
“It’s really time for you to retire, @SpeakerPelosi. Make sure to get yourself into rehab, too. Not only do you act as if you’re drunk and/or on drugs, you are totally delusional. You’ve totally lost control of Dem party & they will lose BIG time in 2020,” tweeted Cyndy Sallins.
It's really time for you to retire, @SpeakerPelosi. Make sure to get yourself into rehab, too. Not only do you act as if you're drunk and/or on drugs, you are totally delusional. You've totally lost control of Dem party & they will lose BIG time in 2020.
— Cyndy Salins (@HonestCyn) January 15, 2020
Those are just a few of the many tweets where Americans are blown away by the Speaker’s non-coherent speech at Wednesday’s press conference. The entire impeachment has turned into a real circus with the Democrats making new wild accusations about President Donald Trump. Unfortunately for the Democrats, their new star witness is a convicted fraudster named Les Parnas.
Ahead of the historic trial, the White House is finalizing the legal team that will defend Trump.
Jay Sekulow, Trump’s personal attorney, said he’s part of a legal team headed by White House counsel Pat Cipollone that will defend the president against two impeachable charges that were passed by the House last month. The articles of impeachment — accusing Trump of abusing his power and obstructing Congress — have been held for weeks by House Democrats, who said they first wanted to see a trial blueprint from Senate leaders to ensure a fair process.
Cipollone and Sekulow will be joined on the team by White House attorneys Patrick Philbin and Michael Purpura, the Washington Examiner reported.
At this point, Americans are fatigued by impeachment. The Democrats’ case is a joke. The GOP-held Senate will vote to exonerate, and Nancy Pelosi’s brain freezes, stuttering, and stammering is just another reminder of why no one takes the Democrats seriously.
